Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Like an ACTUAL dumb blonde

Sometimes stereotypes are true! Quotes from our clinical tutor:

1) "There are only two people who can make the blind see and the lame walk. One's a neurosurgeon and the other you see on the Sabbath".

2) "Did you see that black car out the front? Anyone? The black turbo Merc bzzbzzbzzbzz 0-to-100kph-in-3.7-sec bzzbzzbzzboycartalkbzzz? Yep, that's mine."

3) "Oh, you guys are still in the caring phase. We neurosurgeons leave the caring to less qualified people."

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3 comments:

chvi said...

LOL!

I like the sound of ur neurosurgeon. Who is he? I've only met a few like them, and they're such characters.

They're the doctors u'll always remember...

td said...

Not naming names! He's a bit of a tool. He smiles without eyes, and shows off his knowledge without the intention of teaching, and humiliates students before patients for the hell of it (not me yet, phew). Ugh.

chvi said...

Oh one of them. I'm having major problems w one of them atm. He has decided to make me the example in front of the class for no damn good reason.

Oh and he's head of the unit. Fan-bloody-tastic. LOL